December 2011
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No one wants to be alone.
Yet we’re alone for the majority of our lives.
I am sat here on tumblr not totally ready to usher in the New Year with a bang. I’m not done with 2011; heck, I’m never done with any year! I always want to get more from it. But in the end, what the fuck is a year anyway? All it is is a small measurement of time that actually does not mean a damned thing.
Fuck time.
Time just...
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Poast Rotatoes.
Post Rotatoes.
PROTATOES!!!
New Year's Resolution:
1920×1080
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New Year's Bollocks.
My testicles won’t change much when the New Year is ushered in. Maybe I’ll forget to trim their little hairs once or twice, but they’ll still be my little testicles. My fancy pants bollocks.
immissnothing:
“I’m trying to think of a word that means ‘goodbye because I’m dying’, but in one word. Good… death? …….. The joke’s gone now anyway.”
The new dumbest thing Max has ever said.
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If you would be so kind to listen to four things... →
Dear Chris Morris Fans
notmoleman:
I have some following me I’m sure.
In 1999 Morris explored plain old written word as an outlet for his brand of comedy in the form of a string of articles written for the Guardian, in character as a suicidal journalist.
If you didn’t read them at the time: Here is an online archive, go nuts.
http://chilled.cream.org/geefemenu.html
xxx
Sharing the love.
immissnothing:
“YOU’RE NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN YOU’RE PIXELATED!!!!!!!”
Who said romance is dead?
I am amazing.
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Crumpet.
The moment has passed like a cold, undesirable tramp.
I flex my fingers.
I want to get away, I want to leave these people, I want to leave this materialistic, meaningless, moronic, meagre, marsh of a world and live. Just live.
My right hand balls into a fist after someone rams their back into my face. I relax. He leaves the train.
This is pain in its purest form, I feel like there is no...
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Solitude.
Warmth and solitude
Found within.
A singular bond
Near next of kin.
Spritely fellow,
Dashing, complex.
Stumbles about
And orders a stout.
A red herring,
A blue wolf.
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Story.
“Are you plugged in?”
“Yes! I’m not that forgetful…”
“Just checking, dear. Don’t want to be stopped now, do we?”
“Please don’t say that, it sounds like you’re trying too hard to be cool.”
“I thought I was cool! You said so yourself.”
“Yes but only because you’re the Prime Minister; think what...
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HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO THE THEATRE
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Stunned.
Your eyes are full of pain yet the contrast of your unsullied lifestyle states otherwise than the photographs of yourself that you take.
Poignant grief.
What I've spec-ed up already is about £580,...
wakee replied to your post: Hardly! I’m learning everything from scratch. It’s actually kind of easy once you know what you want for the end result. Plus SO MUCH CHEAPER!
How much cheaper? Out of curiosity.
“I’m laughably abysmal at Super Mario Galaxy, although quite why the little...”
– Bethany.
Definitely my kind of girl.
Hardly! I'm learning everything from scratch. It's...
wakee replied to your post: I’m more sourcing all the parts and building, rather than buying a whole PC. Cheaper that way.
building it? Show off…
I'm more sourcing all the parts and building,...
wakee replied to your post: Spec-ing up a good gaming PC under £600 is hurting my head.
toshiba satellite, its got most of the above, but lacks in ram i think. I have it and its running, photoshop, skyrim, (a few other embarrassing games i am not going to voice.) autodesk maya/sketchbook pro and other generic stuff pretty smoothly.
I do not live in Anurmaraca.
thenewavengers replied to your post: Spec-ing up a good gaming PC under £600 is hurting my head.shop at newegg
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Spec-ing up a good gaming PC under £600 is hurting...
Anyone got any advice? I’m going nuts here.
Want something a tad like this:
Processor running at at least 3.30 Ghz
8GB ram, preferably 2x4GB
500GB Hard Drive, preferably 2x250GB
Graphics card I have no idea but anything over 1000Mb would be awesome
Cooling cheap but good
Power Supply at least 750w
No idea about motherboard but something able to fit all of the above with ease.
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Just thought of an amazing song.
Go to jot it down on the old iPhone FL and BAM. It goes from my mind.
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Want to save up for a Dodici Special Frame.
£434.76
I will do it and that frame will be MINE.
So close to doing something stupid.
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I simply cannot choose.
http://magneto—x.tumblr.com/
http://groovy-charles-xavier.tumblr.com/
Both present very convincing asks but to which do I find myself feeling most loyal? I like the fact that they both want me.
I feel so loved.
I am going to place my fist neatly into your face.
It would certainly fill that void that you’re trying to fill by fucking around with my life.
I’ve never wanted anyone dead before, and you’re coming close to becoming the first to attain that title.
My Mother...
The kind of woman that thinks her own 20 year old son would steal from himself and blame it on another family member to get more money.
Fuck you, Mother.
I’m going for a walk now before I start hurting myself because I actually believed my Mother knew who I was.
I AM AN AVENGER: Capitalism is taking the world... →
thenewavengers:
You have a job,
So you get money,
So you buy food or things,
Which was already provided by the entire Earth.
Food? It’s there, you can grow it. If everyone came together and instead making another mall, we started farming and growing more food, surely capitalism would take a huge hit because…
On another note: Jacob ad I support Eugenics.
I'm feeling lazier than a flag-choosing Muammar...
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I don't understand why people panic when the see a...
They’re easier to take down than grizzly bears.
UnBEARable.
Today will not be a good day. You know when you just get that feeling? Well I’ve got that feeling now. I woke up at half two in the afternoon today simply because I have nothing to do. Yeah, I could play the piano, or go split some logs, or write some poetry or prose, or bake something; ANYTHING. But today, I just have no will-power whatsoever.
Yeah, today will not be a good day.
Jacob posted a picture of Emma Stone...
I would be ok with this had it not been for her pairing up with Andrew Garfield for the upcoming Spider-Man film. She looks like she could be his legitimate mother, not even kidding.
thenewavengers:
chalcosoma:
thenewavengers:
chalcosoma:
Jacob’s manning up and building a real bike
You’re gonna laugh so hard at my frame
Pour chemicals over it so all the paint goes away and just put lacquer on the raw steel
that is if it’s pure British steel
which it should be
Too bad it’s a french frame hahaha
Jacob’s building a Fag-Mobile.
