Why must my laptop be such a dick?
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ninjastarship: phil2dajay: j-joe: PLAY MARIO No fuckin way absolutely fucking genius. I don’t usually reblog. But OMFG!
Look kid, there are only three gorgeous people in...
Myself and the two people who conceived me.
MACHETE WILL RETURN
In MACHETE KILLS And MACHETE KILLS AGAIN This film was fucking outrageous.
Conversation with my lil sis...
whatisthisshnit: I think you meant ‘an’ all’ I had to read this at least 5 times.
HEY NEW FOLLOWERS!!!
I have to sleep now but I do love you dearly.
Ok tumblr. NOW I go sleeps.
thequestforglobalconquest-deact asked: I fear I can not answer 'answers' on 'wankpile' so I will ask it here! How do I get to soundcloud? :D x
bubbles around the world →
There are six places I dream of visiting:
jetaimealafolie: HOGWARTS: AND NARNIA: AND NEVERLAND: AND MIDDLE EARTH: AND OZ: AND WONDERLAND: AND HYRULE:
pacalin: I was able to capture my kid’s first...
Just found a pine needle on my floor.
Nothing better to do.
Let's all do the Herp and Derp.
Ruby: Ruby drunk$
Myself: Maximillian skunk£
You know what's REALLY funny?
Being this drunk on your own whilst shouting “I AM DOCTOR OETKER!!!” at the top of your lungs.
Is anyone on tumblr a lobotomist?
Pump my veins full of neuro-toxins.