January 2011
Why must my laptop be such a dick?
Big Nerd
funny-pictures-uk:
Via: Funny Pictures .co.uk —> Follow
Watchninjastarship:
phil2dajay:
j-joe:
PLAY MARIO
No fuckin way
absolutely fucking genius.
I don’t usually reblog. But OMFG!
Look kid, there are only three gorgeous people in...
Myself and the two people who conceived me.
MACHETE WILL RETURN
In
MACHETE KILLS
And
MACHETE KILLS AGAIN
This film was fucking outrageous.
Conversation with my lil sis...
whatisthisshnit:
I think you meant ‘an’ all’
I had to read this at least 5 times.
Hello.
HEY NEW FOLLOWERS!!!
I have to sleep now but I do love you dearly.
Ok tumblr. NOW I go sleeps.
thequestforglobalconquest-deact asked: I fear I can not answer 'answers' on 'wankpile' so I will ask it here! How do I get to soundcloud? :D x
bubbles around the world →
There are six places I dream of visiting:
jetaimealafolie:
HOGWARTS:
AND NARNIA:
AND NEVERLAND:
AND MIDDLE EARTH:
AND OZ:
AND WONDERLAND:
AND HYRULE:
pacalin:
I was able to capture my kid’s first...
Just found a pine needle on my floor.
WatchNothing better to do.
Let's all do the Herp and Derp.
Text Chat.
Ruby: Ruby drunk$
Myself: Maximillian skunk£
You know what's REALLY funny?
Being this drunk on your own whilst shouting “I AM DOCTOR OETKER!!!” at the top of your lungs.
Binge?
Fuck yeah.
Is anyone on tumblr a lobotomist?
Whack-a-do.
Pump my veins full of neuro-toxins.
